Huge Liquidation Sale – All Merch Is $5 – 1 More Day!

Last day of our merch liquidation sale! All pieces of merch: vinyl, CD, shirts are just $5. With a few back patches at just $2! We’ve never priced anything this low. Take advantage! Click this to browse what we’ve got.
Tino has a solo record coming out…..pre-order now!
A debut solo record and full line of merch is up for pre-order here! Including 2 different vinyl colors, a 10″ hand-numbered lathe cut version, CD, cassette, 3 t-shirt designs (USA-made), back patches, patches, stickers, pins. 2 singles are streaming everywhere now. Check it!
Tino Valpa 1st Solo Record Out & January Shows Booked!

January 14th – Concord, NH @ Riverhill Grange January 21st – Littleton, NH @ The Loading Dock January 27th – Portland, ME @ Free Street January 28th – Bangor, ME @ The Arts Exchange tinovalpa.com for all info! Stream the new album here.
Final Music Video Out For The Paintstroke Album!
“Shiny Things” is our latest and final music video single off of our brand new album “Paintstroke”. We hope you’ve been enjoying the videos and the new album so far. Click here to watch. The new album “Paintstroke” is streaming everywhere now. For all other music videos, vinyl, merch, streaming etc visit https://linktr.ee/thecryptics
“Paintstroke” 3-month USA Tour Announced!

Here’s a preliminary list of where we’ll be on the “Paintstroke” US tour! You’ll notice a few gaps on the list. Some of those blank days we have something pending and we’ll update the schedule when those officially confirm. We’re aiming to post an updated finalized poster & schedule before we leave Jan 1st. There […]
Paintstroke USA Tour Starts Now! Schedule Updates & Vinyl Has Arrived!

The “Paintstroke” USA tour starts now! There are some more updates pending but here’s where we’re at currently. Help spread the word if we’re coming to your area! Also, fortunately the Paintstroke vinyl arrived just in time! All pre-orders & orders have now shipped out and we’ll have it at the merch table on tour! […]
New T-Shirts & Closeout Designs Posted!
Major update done to our online merch store! New shirts from this tour are now available as well as just one left of several designs in 2X or 3X. The new shirts are available in all sizes S through 3X. Anyone that orders a 2X or 3X shirt will also receive a secondary bonus shirt […]
Portland, ME & Littleton, NH This Weekend!

This weekend – let’s do it. Tickets for both shows @ https://linktr.ee/thecryptics Friday Event Page (Portland, ME) – https://www.facebook.com/events/654498295699660 Saturday Event Page (Littleton, NH) – https://www.facebook.com/events/241617231517224/ Details on both shows, flyer etc. are all in the ticket or event page links. We hope to see you there!
Music Video Shoot 1 Week From Today!

Reminder that next weekend is our music video shoot. Friday Nov. 6th @ 8pm. If you live in our area and are looking to be in it contact [email protected]