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We are thrilled to announce our first ever European tour supporting Battalion Of Saints! Included in these tour dates are […]
Available for a very limited time – The Super Wimpy Deal! $30 for all. Combo includes
The Drunken Cholos – “Livin’ […]
Thrilled to be touring Hawaii for the first time in March! Catch us two nights in Honolulu:
3/30 – Anna O’Brien’s […]
On a cold day in December 2015 Wimpy Rutherford (The Queers, The Jabbers, The Drunken Cholos) and Tino Valpa (The […]
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Catching up on some missed flyers from tour. Played this banger last week with T.S.O.L. Battalion of Saints and Union 13 in Cologne, Germany.
We completely re-recorded our first album, to be released in a couple weeks on LP & CD by Pine Hill Records. In celebration of our upcoming 10-year anniversary show we are sharing this with you early! This redone self-titled album features our totally original lineup and several extra songs that never made it on the original. Here it is - stream & download the full album now! Spread the word!
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21 track albumOur first European tour ever is already complete. Huge thanks to everyone involved especially Klownhouse Tours, Rebellion Punk Music Festival, Ieperfest, Battalion of Saints, T.S.O.L. & Union 13. We appreciate the great hospitality and everyone new we met. Until next time!