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Just Announced: 2/1/19 All Ages Show in Lowell, MA

Just announced for 2019! This is one of the few things we’ll be doing over the winter, as we’re busy with recording. Friday February 21st, 2019 @ Uncharted in Lowell, MA – all ages. Event page: https://www.facebook.com/events/1979845618799282/ Tickets @ https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/3913805

Thank You: 10-Year Anniversary Show Sold Out!

We cannot thank you enough for our sold out 10-year anniversary show. We had no idea what to expect and were beyond thrilled that you all made it out. The energy was through the roof and we were happy to see so many old and new faces. It was a special thing to be able […]

10-Year Anniversary Show This Saturday Feat. All Original Members!

This Saturday 8/25/18 we’ll be celebrating our 10th anniversary! Featuring all original members playing our first album front to back. We’ll also be joined by various members that played with us over the years and the current lineup for some extra material. This is will be a fun and unique experience, as we haven’t played […]

European Tour w/ Battalion Of Saints!

We are thrilled to announce our first ever European tour supporting Battalion Of Saints! Included in these tour dates are five great festivals that we’re thrilled to be a part of. We can’t wait to bring “Make Me Digital” to Europe. There are more dates to be added to this schedule and the poster will […]

ATTN The Queers/Wimpy Rutherford Fans – Super Package Deal Available Now!

Available for a very limited time – The Super Wimpy Deal! $30 for all. Combo includes The Drunken Cholos – “Livin’ La Vida Loco”7″ Wimpy Rutherford And The Cryptics – Live At The Brickhouse LP/DVD Wimpy Rutherford And The Cryptics – S/T 7” To get the deal simply add each release into your cart manually. […]

Hawaii Tour In March

Thrilled to be touring Hawaii for the first time in March! Catch us two nights in Honolulu: 3/30 – Anna O’Brien’s (21+) 3/31 – The Studio (All Ages) We’ll be posting the facebook event pages within the upcoming week or so. Spread the word!

Wimpy Rutherford (The Queers) & The Cryptics – Self-Titled 7” EP Out Now

On a cold day in December 2015 Wimpy Rutherford (The Queers, The Jabbers, The Drunken Cholos) and Tino Valpa (The Cryptics) set out to record the 4 brand new original tunes you have before you. With Rutherford on the lyrics and Valpa on the music you have an absurdly-themed, hard-hitting hardcore punk EP clocking in […]